I fucking hate my boobs. Don’t get me wrong, I think boobs are awesome…just not on me. They hurt like hell when I run, I keep having to buy bras (which are overpriced as hell) because they keep going up in size, and they’re always in the way of things. I can’t wear a messenger bag without feeling uncomfortable and I have to fucking buy clothes that don’t make them stand out because my boobs are too fucking big for my size and I get so self-conscious about them.
This is coming from a girl who used to bandage her chest when she was in high school. Yes, I hate them THAT much.
Now none of my sports bras fit me and I need to go buy some for my size now and WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO WOMEN EVEN WANT THIS. You can have mine. Honestly. Fuck.